Nothing Left

I would really like to post something fun or witty, but I've got nothing left today. Why, you ask, well, because this was my day:

from 1:00 AM to 5:00AM - sporadically up and down with Baby Vivian
6:45 AM - wakeup time! Talk with Scott about plans for the day, Pump and Potty.
7:00 - Cuddling - twins are up and in bed with me. Feed Vivian
7:30 - Big Kid Cuddle time - Ev gets up, we ceddle, I shower and she gets dressed
8:00 - Carry Nathan downstairs and buckle into highchair
8:03 - Carry Anna downstairs and buckle into highchair
8:06 - Carry Vivian and 4 dirty bottles downstairs while Evelyn carries pumped milk and socks downstairs
8:10 - make breakfast for the gang, beg Ev to get ready for school
8:30 - Occupational therapist arrives
8:35 - Wish OT luck and ask her to watch other kids while I walk Ev to bus stop
8:40 - Ask another Mom to stand in for me and hug Ev when bus comes so I can run back to the house to rescue OT that was left at my house with 3 small children.
8:45 - Help OT with Nater's therapy session - he's pretty uncooperative for her.
9:30 - OT wraps session, TSS arrives to begin her session with Nate - lots of screaming, but mostly happy screams today.
10:00 - Feed Vivian, Clean up kitchen from breakfast, make coffee,
11:00 - Speech Therapist arrives and conducts joint session with TSS and Nate. I keep Anna occupied and field phone calls.
11:45 - Anna's freaking because she's hungry. We skipped snack this AM, so early lunch for her.
Noon - Nathan begins lunch
12:15 - Anna is begging to go to bed, trying to hold her off until Nathan finishes lunch
12:25 - Take twins to bed for nap, finish paperwork for therapy sessions, great conversation with ST regarding progress and planning for meeting with all therapists on Thursday.
12:55 - Too much coffee and I have the shakes. Wolf down some crackers so hands stop trembling.
1:00 - Feed Vivian
1:15 - Interview with work communications department - explain that the noises are just the baby in my arms, pay no attention to that...
2:00 - eat lunch, wash bottles, clean up toys in family room
2:45 - Pump
3:00 - Get A&N up from naps, give them juice and snack, pack them into stroller
3:20 - strap Viv into baby carrier, get bottle ready for her.
3:35 - We're ALL ready to go for a walk!
3:37 - It's freezing out here - too cold to walk and Ev's bus will be here in 10 minutes
3:45 - wait at the bus stop, Collect grumpy child from bus and walk back home
4:00 - Argue with grumpy 6 year old about why homework needs to be done and why candy isn't really a snack. Feed Vivian.
4:15 - Call hubs, explain I don't want to cook and I have not left the house in 2 full days. Must get out soon! Plan to take the gang to the mall to exhaust them.
4:20 - Ev is in a full meltdown, screaming, crying and completely unreasonable and inconsolable. Call Scott back to explain we're not going anywhere tonight.
4:30 - Now everyone is crying. Begin feeding A&N. Commence praying for patience.
5:00 - Ev settles - now has a headache and tummy ache. Imagine that! She wants to watch Golden Girls, so I give in. She still hasn't done homework.
5:30 - Scott gets home, asks why car alarm is going off. He gets the full explanation when he sees Anna with my car keys. Make dinner for Evelyn.
6:00 - Clean up kitchen from kids' dinner time, ask Scott if he wants Cocoa Puffs or Cinnamon Toast Crunch for dinner.
6:15 - Sit down for cold cereal dinner for two at the dining room table.
6:16 - Anna and Vivian begin crying, Nathan poops.
6:30 - Finish eating soggy Cinnamon Toasts & clean up kitchen again.
7:00 - Wrestle with Nathan and Evelyn, put pj's on kids. Feed Vivian
7:30 - put A&N down for bed, get Ev into a bath, put on my own pj's.
8:00 - do homework with Ev
8:30 - Ev falls asleep on the couch, carry her to bed.
9:00 - begin blog post
9:30 - finish post, pump and head up to bed.

Can't imagine why I can't figure out how to fit words together into coherent sentences! When can I go back to work!?!?!?